In a Galaxy Far Far Away

I am so addicted to this, it is taking up my life.

Star Wars: The Complete Saga

And to think I've only completed, like, 20% of the game so far.

Everyone I've introduced the game to are thanking me for bringing them to the dark side.

Speaking of addiction, I may very well be an internet addict according to this criteria.

• Do you feel preoccupied with the internet (think about previous online activity or anticipate next online session)?
• I'm online all the time. What's there to anticipate?
• Do you feel the need to use the internet with increasing amounts of time in order to achieve satisfaction?
• I need to use it all the time... mmm internet. And using the terminology "achieve satisfaction" just... sounds wrong.
  
• Have you repeatedly made unsuccessful efforts to control, cut back, or stop internet use?
• I've never bothered trying. So I suppose that's repeatedly unsuccessful attempts.
  
• Do you feel restless, moody, depressed, or irritable when attempting to cut down or stop internet use?
• Hahaha... yes.
  
• Do you stay online longer than originally intended?
• There is no such thing as "longer than originally intended". I'm on all the time.
  
• Have you jeopardised or risked the loss of a significant relationship, job, educational or career opportunity because of the internet?
• Uh. Would it sound really pathetic if I said yes? What can I say, I'm antisocial to begin with.
  
• Have you lied to family members, therapist, or others to conceal the extent of involvement with the internet?
• Does anyone really care how involved I am with the internet?
  
• Do you use the internet as a way of escaping from problems or of relieving a dysphoric mood (for example, feelings of helplessness, guilt, anxiety, depression)?
• I have a freaking blog. What do you think?
  

Although to be fair this criteria is based on the pathological gambling criteria, and internet addiction is not really recognised as being a mental health issue as it is not being considered for the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Health (DSM V).

Also the criteria was written in the age of dial-up and 56k modems.

Are you an internet addict? You need to answer 'yes' to five or more of those questions. Tell me your results in the comments!